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Author: Michael Filsaime Article source: http://www.aaands.com/. Used with author's permission.
I just came across this web site called PayDotCom.com
After reviewing the web site, I thought to myself that even a monkey could use this system to easily take orders over the Internet without a merchant account.
I'll give you 10 reasons why a monkey could do this.
1. Monkeys don't have money, right? It's absolutely free to set up an account. Once they sell a few bananas they can always upgrade their account and sell more products.
2. Monkeys don't have a lot of patience There is no pre approval to start selling. That includes your sales and thank you page. They can sell physical and/or digital bananas.
3. Monkeys don't know how to advertise. Their product will be displayed in a high-traffic marketplace when a sale is made. Plus, with all the other monkeys will be going ape over this web site which means more and more exposure.
4. Monkeys hang out in clans and will have a lot of friends that will want to sell their bananas. They can easily set up a 1, 2, or multi-tier affiliate program and mass pay all there affiliates.
5. Monkeys don't like to wait on their money because they have to buy a lot of bananas to feed their families. No worry, they will get instant payments to their account and no annoying reserves.
6. Monkeys don't like any monkey business. They won't be required to offer a 100%, 90 day money-back guarantee and will have complete control over their refund policy.
7. Monkeys know it's hard to keep track of a bunch monkey affiliates. They will be able to track their clicks, sales, and conversion stats. Plus, they can automatically e-mail them all at the same time.
8. Monkeys don't like all those flexible banana selling fees. They will all swing from the trees over a flat sales fee that can be split up by the monkey vender and monkey affiliates.
9. Monkeys eat bananas every month. Most of their loyal customers will want to buy a monthly membership. They can set up an automated monthly membership and bill them all monthly.
10. Monkeys don't know how to create web pages, links or graphics. No sweat, they will be provided with instant order buttons, secure download pages, an affiliate sign up page, an affiliate promotion area, affiliate tools, etc.
Look, I know you're not a monkey or you wouldn't be reading this right now. You can check out this incredible system at PayDotCom.com for yourself and see if you agree:
Copyright 2005 MikeFilsaime.com, Inc. Mike Filsaime creates services and software for effective online marketing. For ways to improve your site performance you can go to http://www.MikeFilsaime.com
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